I spotted my target relatively early in the evening. From across the patio I saw the spikey blonde hair, stylish leather jacket, and the nonchalant stance. I swooped in for the kill. My pick-up line? "Hi, I'm Cary." It's the simple ones that work the best.
One minor problem. My target was a lesbian in town from Phoenix. Good thing the pick-up wasn't for me.
I have to say this is the first time I aided a heterosexual(?) girl pick up a lesbian.
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