OUCH!!!

There's a lesson to be learned in almost all that you do.  Even the most mundane, common, and routine actions can lead you on a path of learning.  Let's take last night as an example.

When, at 3:30am, you decide that you absolutely must go to the store to purchase a "can't live without" item, and you decide to ride your bicycle due to the fact that you've had *way* too much to drink, and while en route on your bicycle, you decide that you absolutely must call a particular person in England...

wear a phone headset.