Thursday, May 10, 2007

Oy...

News story from the Houston Chronicle (via Pinkdome):

The virus that causes cervical cancer, the subject of heated debate in Austin, also sharply increases the risk of throat cancer for both men and women engaging in oral sex, according to a new study.
The study found that people who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250 percent more likely to develop throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex. The cancer at one time was thought to be caused only by alcohol or tobacco.
Great.  Now I've got cancer.  So I sent a text to pinkdome himself...

Me: Great.  Now I've got cancer too.
Pinkdome: hahahahahahaha
Me: Well, at least we can be bedmates at M.D. Anderson.
Pinkdome: Isn't that how we got cancer in the first place?

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