Mayday!! Mayday!!

Fashion emergency!!! Fashion emergency!!!! I've lost track of a pair of shoes!

*deep breath* This morning as I was preparing to head to the office, I thought it'd be nice to wear a particular pair of shoes. I do to try spread the love around to all my shoes. They all deserve a little bit of Cary-time. This morning, I was thinking of wearing a nice pair of dirty-mustard colored Kenneth Cole Reaction shoes with black and brown accents and wood-grained soles. However... *gasp*

They're gone. Nowhere to be found. I scoured the house this morning as I was getting ready. My heart started to race. Where oh where could they be?!?!? I don't know if I can handle the thought of losing another pair of my babies. I cried for days after the last time this happened. It's just too much to handle.

I think I'm gonna make up flyers and post them on telephone poles to see if anyone has seen them recently. I can only hope.

Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

It's so much worse than I thought. I told you recently about how I've been giving a free show to all the people in my building as they head out to their cars at night. Well... it gets worse.

I was over at a friend's place last night, when a good friend commented on my peep show post. What did he say, you ask? "Honey, I told you over 500 state employees can see right into your office window. I can see you clearly from my office."

Really? Not only have I been giving a free peep show to everyone in my building, but everyone in the 15-floor office building directly behind the parking garage? Now, I'm all about exhibitionism, but this is a bit much.