Me: Ugh. I'm getting fat!
Sincerity: Oh, please.
Me: I have!! I've gained like 7 lbs!!!!
Sincerity: That's, what... about a three percent gain? That's nothing!
Me: But it's all in one place...
Sincerity: ...um... yeah, I was gonna mention the cankles...
Me: I so hate you right now!
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